90 Seconds of Glory







If reading these letters makes you want to pop a Xanax, you’re not alone. Compressing all of your talent, skill, and artistry into a 90-second sales pitch can be a harrowing challenge, and no, it doesn’t show you off in the best way possible; but that’s not the point of those 90 seconds. The point is to introduce yourself, to say “Here’s me, and here’s what I do. If you’d like to see more, call me back!” So if you’re desperately trying to shove every conceivable facet of your talent into your “package” (that’s shorthand for your 90-second audition package, don’t get it twisted), then you’ve broken the cardinal rule of show business: Always leave ‘em wanting more!

Selecting Material

This topic is an entire blog unto itself; but here are a few bullet points to help steer you in the right direction.

  • Review this comprehensive “overdone” list. It’s very sensible. It’s not completely up-to-date but it sure is a good start.
  • On the other end of the spectrum, avoid songs that are obscure just to find something obscure. They’re probably obscure for a reason. 
  • There are exceptions to both of the above rules.
  • Read this list of “Songs I Never Mind Hearing at Auditions.” (Disclaimer: I’m married to this guy.)
  • What do you do? What’s your “thing”? What are your strengths? Your material SHOULD represent the answers to those questions. 
  • What are your weaknesses? Your material should NOT represent those.
  • We don’t need to hear the money notes. Don’t select material SOLELY for the reason that it has a high Q# at the end. 
  • IF and only IF you are a BELTER (male or female): Please do not yell at us. Everybody loves a fierce belt but nobody wants to be shouted at all day long. Fierce = control & refinement. 
  • Not everyone needs to be a belter. I am never mad at a sensible warm mix.
  • IF SINGING IS NOT YOUR PRIMARY SKILL THEN DO NOT SING. “But I want to get seen!” You don’t want to get seen being anything less than your best. Do your BEST work for some of the people, not your WORST work for all the people. Or, to put it another way: NPFT
  • If your monologue has lascivious clowns, your mother’s ashes, or a murdered fish, find something else.

Those 90 Seconds
(or 60, if you’re not a singer (see above about not singing))

Listen to me.

Are you listening?


Nobody cares if TIME is called on you. 

Here’s the thing. You have 90 seconds (or 60, if you’re an actor-not-a-singer) to deliver the goods. You will practice your “package” and time yourself 96,000 times before the big day. You will come in WELL under the limit every time. And then on the big day, the time/space continuum expands and somehow you’re just getting to the good part when 


is called and you stutter, panic, mumble and stumble offstage with your head hung low. But guess what? NOBODY CARES. So if you go over time and you hear the timekeeper hollering 


like you’re on Top Chef or something, just stop talking or singing and take a breath in and let it out. Then say your name & number, smile, and strut offstage like you just won the damn Tony. 

Other tips to make the most of your 90 seconds of Glory:

  • Take your time walking onstage.
  • Don’t cheese the audience. It’s not a pageant.
  • Practice saying the word “availability”.
  • Make sure your starting note is clear.
  • Don’t rush the ending. Take a moment to breathe before you say your name & number.
  • Say “availability”. Say it now. 

Dance Callbacks

  • Go to the warmup! Several companies watch warmup, some even leave before the audition starts. 
  • Dress warmly: Hotel ballrooms are always freezing cold.
  • This one is especially for the movers among you: Don’t ever stop moving! Keep practicing until it’s time for you to walk in the audition room. Your body might know it but your mind will freeze under pressure (and vice versa). 


So here’s the weird thing about SETC, UPTA, etc.: Callbacks take place in the company’s hotel room. THIS IS THE ONLY INSTANCE IN WHICH IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO AUDITION IN SOMEONE’S HOTEL ROOM.

  • Bring a refillable water bottle and keep drinking it.
  • Bring a pitch pipe/download a pitch pipe app on your phone, or bring accompaniment tracks for your callbacks. Hotel rooms don’t come with pianos (at least, not the ones that theatre companies can afford!). Sometimes the company will bring a keyboard but mostly you’re going to sing a cappella; so having your own tracks ready to go is always impressive (and more fun).
  • If you get a lot of callbacks, prioritize. You don’t have to go to all of them. Don’t feel bad; it’s ok if you want to give us a pass. Just slip one of those reject slips under the door and let us know. Don’t just not show up.
  • Plan to stay at least an extra half-day, preferably an extra full day, just in case you don’t make it to all your callbacks. Some companies do morning or afternoon callbacks so if you miss them at night you can hit them the next day.
  • Have a repertoire list ready to hand out. If a company rep asks you “What else do you have?” You don’t want to be stumbling. Have a list ready to go and you’ll save everyone lots of time.
  • When singing a cappella, always keep the beat. Don’t skip beats just because you’re not singing. You have to hear the band in your head, because we will. Here’s Intern Noellia to demonstrate:



One more word about callbacks: It’s hard, but please try not to compare yourself with your friends. You just never know the reason companies respond more to one artist than another in any given season. The fewer callbacks you have, the more you can prepare for them!

These combined auditions can be crazy town; but they’re an adventure. Enjoy the ride and don’t obsess over the outcome. 

See you in Memphis!